Primary school student joke short script

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  1. Character distribution:
    Little white rabbit Jia Lingling
    Xiaobai Rabbit B Jiajia, Lingling’s brother.
    Big white rabbit mother
    hedgehog treasure
    has cat
    Little girl Xueer
    The old nanny
    The first scene
    Forest day
    u003Cmorning fog surrounded. Hundred birds contend. Lingling and her brother Jiajia pick mushrooms and bacteria.
    Jiajia: Ah! It ’s so good in the morning, the air is really fresh, and the birds sing so nice.
    Jiajia: (naughty) Sister, why do I call your sister, don’t you call something else?
    Lingling: Because I am older than you, I am a girl again, so you want to call my sister.
    Jiajia: Why do Dad call you Lingling and Jiajia?
    Lingling: Ah! That’s because each of us should have a name!
    Jiajia: Lingling! What a nice name! Just like the spring water of Ding Dong; then, can I call you Lingling?
    Lingling: casually! Lingling is my sister and me.
    Jiajia: (Naughty) Lingling, ah! Lingling! Good morning!
    Lingling: Naughty! Intersection We washed the mushrooms and took it back, and Dad would be very happy.
    Jiajia: Let’s wash it here! How clear water!
    rushing mushrooms with great happiness, their shadows reflected in the water. Both smiled happily. At this time, an unpleasant singing voice was from far.
    Ding Ding Ding Ding Water Life
    In Xiaoqing I entered the pond early
    R nThe free and comfortable
    Xiaoqing: Who stirred the pond so early! Is this water too cool?
    Lingling: Ah! Xiaoqing! Good morning!
    Xiaoqing: Good morning! Lingling!
    Jiajia: See how ugly he looks!
    Lingling: Don’t talk nonsense, Jiajia! He is Xiaoqing, our forest friend. (Sorry) I’m sorry, Xiaoqing! My brother doesn’t know you, please don’t be angry.
    Xiaoqing: Adults don’t care about villains, I won’t be angry? I have a bad news to tell you, yesterday I resting in the garden of Qingxi Villa, I met my cat. He said that his cute little owner Xueer was very sad recently: Mom has died, and his father is busy at work. Except for the old nanny, there is no relative, how lonely!
    Lingling: Oh, poor Xueer, I really hope to share the pain for her.
    Xiaoqing: (Excited to get comrades) Really? What should we do?
    Jiajia: (rolled with your eyes, grab your hair) Well!
    Lingling: Let’s go back to my mother to discuss it, or there is a good way!
    Xiaoqing: OK! it is good! We met in Xueer’s garden. Go, Jiajia! Help your sister to clean up. (Excited) Looking back!
    Lingling: Look back, Xiaoqing!
    The second scene
    u003CLingling and Jiajia’s home, the rabbit mother washed the radish in front of the door.
    Jiajia: Mom! Mother! Help us! Cher, Cher. (Tears of tears)
    Rabbit mother: (shocked, concerned) What happened! children! (Confused) Cher? Who is Cher? What’s up with her?
    Jiajia: (crying) Xueer! oh! Cher!
    Lingling: Xueer is the young master of the Qingxi Farm in Linzi. Her mother died soon and could not accompany her. She sent her here. It was so lonely all day.
    Rabbit mother: Oh! That’s it. Children, do you like Xueer?
    Lingling and Jiajia: Of course I like it.
    This mother: Then you must be willing to help her and make her happy? is it?
    Jiajia: (jump up) Yes. Mother! How can I make her happy?
    Rabbit mother: (thinking) Well, you invite a few more children to visit Cher. Sing your most beautiful songs; dance your most beautiful dance. Cher will laugh!
    Jiajia: (jump up happily) Oh! Cher.
    Lingling: Then we will go to Xiaoqing now. Hurry up! Jiajia.
    Jiajia: Go! (Two people run down)
    The mother: Hey! Lingling, bring this, your gift. (Pour a basket of mushrooms)
    Jiajia; thank you mother!
    Rabbit mother: (Looking at the figure they go away, shake his head) Hehe! This kind of naughty.
    The third scene
    u003CThe sun has risen. The fog in the forest is long, and the sunlight passes through the leaves, leaving a little light spots on the humid grass. Field rats and mice are sitting opposite, sharing bamboo shoots.
    : : (Eyebrow Flying Dance) I said it is wide, you are really fresh! (Eat a big mouth, happily) fresh and tender.
    wide width; right? Then you eat more! You need to know that your chicken feet and pork bones are really fragrant.
    (: (fortunately) ah! If it weren’t for Xueer. (Cross the cross on your chest) The damn cat will not let me get these delicious things, oh, Xueer! May God give you happiness, you can’t be so frowning all day!
    u003Cdistance, Lingling and Jiajia.
    Jiajia: (interesting) Hey! What makes you frown! You both frowning the same! (Intentionally) Is it called your mouse? Or call you the mouse?
    Wide and width: (disagree) casually, the two of us are relatives.
    Lingling: Have you heard of Xueer?
    Wide and width: We just said.
    Lingling: Do you want to see Cher?
    (: (hesitant) this? Can the old cat let us go? Essence
    Lingling: Yes, we are waiting for you in the garden.
    那 好: Okay!
    The fourth scene
    u003CUnder the old oak tree, Zhenzhen and Xiaoqing confronted, the atmosphere was tense.
    Zhenzhen: Okay, don’t say those sweet words in front of me. You can’t eat it in front of me like a tongue. (Putting on your mouth) There is a puddle under your feet, and it looks like you look like a mirror. (Passing, contempt) Monster -like body, stubborn head, blood -red letter, and even the smartest humans in the world are afraid of you. I hit me today, I will never let you go.
    Xiaoqing; look at you, my friend, what are you talking about! Yes, there are so some poisonous snakes in our team. They are ruthless and have committed unforgivable sins. But most of our snakes are good. We are helpful, compassionate, as long as you are freedom and friendship. With a warm vision for the beautiful future of the forest. Please trust me! I want to look at my friends, please let it go!
    Zhenzhen: Ha … ha … ha … ha! What a beautiful word, what a moving speech! Unfortunately, you have used the wrong place today, and you also recognize people. How snowy my eyes are, I can see the earthworms on the ground; hummingbirds can’t escape my ears in the branches and leaves. Your friend? You also have friends?
    Xiaoqing: Yes, I have a lot of friends. Look, they are here! Lingling, Jiajia.
    (Lingling and Jiajia.)
    Lingling: Xiaoqing! Why are you delaying here? Do you forget to see Cher?
    Xiaoqing: (helpless) is sad, Lingling, I am being killed by the road!
    Lingling: What?
    Zhenzhen: Ah! Lingling. Don’t listen to him nonsense. I am fulfilling my obligation and removed this scourge for friends in the forest.
    Lingling: Wrong, all wrong. Uncle Zhenzhen, Xiaoqing is a kind person. He will not do those injuries. Just now we are discussing Cher. This is still Xiaoqing’s idea!
    ( and wide.)
    憨 憨: Hey! I say friends, what are you arguing! Why do I find that the air is full of gunpowder?
    Jiajia: 憨。.
    哦!: Oh! Jiajia, what exactly is it? (To Xiaoqing) What’s the matter? Xiaoqing, why are you all crying? oops! Uncle Zhenzhen, hello! I don’t see you for a long time, I miss you quite. Why, your mouth is long enough, why is it still short? Is it short?
    wide width: 呲呲 呲! Well. You really let my cheeks tremble, is Uncle Zhenzhen’s cold?
    Zhenzhen: Hey! OK OK. Don’t make any trouble, (to the sorrow) 憨, you just called Xiaoqing just now, aren’t you the enemy?
    什么?: What? I and Xiaoqing? The hatred? no no. Uncle Zhenzhen, Xiaoqing is still my life -saving benefactor! Once he saved me in the gap behind the mountain, otherwise I would have become the deliciousness in the mouth of the black snake. We are the friendship of life and death! (To Xiaoqing) Xiaoqing!
    Xiaoqing: (Sorry) Don’t mention it, don’t mention it.
    Zhenzhen: (I feel my own Tang Tu, unnatural)! Hahaha! It seems that I am wrong. Xiaoqing, Uncle blames you wrong. Uncle will not be with you.
    Lingling: Okay, let’s go to the garden!
    The fifth scene
    (Cher’s bedroom, Cher looked out the window in front of the window.)
    Xueer: (monologue) The world is really quiet! It seems that everything has died. Like my cute mother, she can no longer hear her voice, and she can no longer see her. No laughter, no hope. God! You are really unfair and make me lonely.
    (Cher leaves the window, sit on the chair and hair.)
    knocked on the door. The voice of the nanny: Cher! Cher!
    nanny: (complaint) Xueer! It’s time to eat?
    Xueer: (None of it) I don’t want to eat.
    nanny: Don’t want to eat? That’s not okay, you will hurt your body like this. child! Anyway, you are still young, I believe God will return joy to you. Go! Go and eat!
    Cher: I want to drink water.
    nanny: Okay! I go to the end. (Under the nanny)
    Cher: (Monopo) God? Is there really God. If God really makes me happy, why should he take my mother? Let me go to the kitchen.

    The sixth scene
    (in the garden, the spring is bright, the grass is like a felt. I lying comfortably and squinting.)
    People are lying on this quiet grass, sniffing this faint floral fragrance, and the warm sunlight is so comfortable! I really don’t know what else in the world. But Xueer? (Thinking of Xueer, I couldn’t help frowning) Huh! It looks like we are not as good as us! (Suddenly, be vigilant) Well! I seemed to smell my scent. The fence was moved, and this guy was so bold that he dared to walk outside during the day. (Jumping) Let me see what happened.
    u003CBen of the fence, Lingling and other people were listening to the speech.
    : : I said friends, you all come for Cher, but forgive me, I think you know what it brings to Cher?
    Jiajia: Yes! We brought fresh mushrooms to Cher.
    wide width: hey! Why! I said it was embarrassing. The fresh bamboo shoots I just collected in the morning have been eaten by you. Where did you ask me to find it?
    Xiaoqing: This! I really can’t think of what I eat to make gifts for Cher.
    Zhenzhen: I’m sorry. I think my favorite earthen toad may not have a taste of Cher.
    wide and width: Xueer is spiritual sadness. What she needs is family and friendship.
    u003C”are all willing, got up.
    : Ah! Who is my masterpiece here? A villain also dared to talk about friendship and affection under the light of Guangtianhua. Since Pangu opened the world, it is visible.
    Xiaoqing: Hello! It’s. I want to find you? I invited a few friends to watch Cher, hoping her to be happy.
    Lingling: You know Xueer best, how can you talk to Xueer happily?
    Qi: Yes! Tell me.
    : Is this? I think I am afraid that I am powerless.
    Xiaoqing: Oh! Friends, think about it! Now it depends on who is the smartest, and loves brains the most.
    u003CStidial field. Everyone moved their minds.
    ;; (by the way) Well! Everyone. Forgive me, I want to talk about my opinion.
    Qi: Say! Say!
    我 现在: I want to ask you now that you have lived in the forest for years, are you happy? Please treat each other honestly.
    Jiajia: Why are you not happy? We are very happy and comfortable.
    Lingling: Yes! We are really happier than Xueer.
    [All sings.
    是; yes, forests have nurtured countless our kind. It is so beautiful, colorful, and friends who grow in the forest are so happy and free. So why not give Xueer the same happiness? Let him often walk into the green environment, breathe the clear breath, listen to the wonderful singing of the birds, and lead her to your warm family! I’m sure Xueer will be happy!
    Xiaoqing: Yes. I think so too.
    wide width: ah! I didn’t expect you to be aura.
    : Okay, I find a way to let Xueer come out, you can wait for good news.
    u003C.
    : : Everyone comes, I tell you what to do.
    The seventh scene
    (Cher’s room. Cher lay on the chair, closed his eyes, as if he fell asleep. The door opened.) : (Monopo: Oh! My poor little master) Xueer, I am.
    Cher: (as if you wake up from your dreams) Oh! It’s time, come, sit on my leg. Where did you go?
    : In order not to disturb you, I went to the garden and lay in the warm sun for a while.
    Xueer: You are so good, always thinking about me, why, the sun is warm? I think you must have a good dream.
    : Ah! I really hope you have a good dream. If I can accompany you to the garden and breathe fresh air, then it is fine.
    Cher: Oh! Always, do you think of going in the garden? Ok! I should also go to see the pomegranate flower. I haven’t faded it yet! (Standing up, it seems a little embarrassed by your waywardness) Let’s go!
    Cher: Oh! What a beautiful pomegranate flower! Unfortunately, they all faded.
    : The flower is thanks, but the fruit has grown fruit. Forget it! Cher, we went to the woods to disperse our hearts.

    The game eighth
    The forest. Everyone waited anxiously.
    wide width: feed! Well, I saw them. It seems to be here.
    聪: Smart, there are really two sons. snort! We just saw Xueer scared him. I said partners, we can’t let Cher see this way. I suggest Uncle Zhenzhen, Xiaoqing, Kuan Kuan and me, we temporarily hide. Lingling, listen to me, you and your brother, you pretend to play here, use your lovely image to approach Xueer, (for Xiaoqing, etc.) Let’s leave first. (Bottom)
    u003CCher’s scream.
    Cher: Ah! White Rabbit? What a cute little white rabbit!
    : Lingling, good you!
    Lingling
    Jiajia -Hello! It’s. (Looking at Cher happily) Hello! Cher. I’m so happy to see you.
    Cher: (surprised) Lingling! Jiajia! How do you recognize me? Is this? What is going on?
    : Oh! Xueer, Lingling and Jiajia are my good friends. They know you are unhappy. We have made an appointment with the children in the forest to see you.
    Jiajia: Xueer, you must be uncomfortable in the lonely house alone. I really want to share some sorrow for you.
    Lingling: You won’t let us down! Cher?
    Cher: (excited, tears) Thank you! thank you all. Lingling!
    : There are still a few friends, with the same mood, they eager to see you. But because God gave them a strange body, they could not rashly appear in front of you. But they all have a golden heart, and I want to introduce them to you.
    啊!: Ah! Needless to introduce, I am also your diners. What should I be grateful to you? This, my friend is wide, fortunate to look like me, Uncle Zhenzhen, Xiaoqing, come out soon!
    Zhenzhen: 嗳嗳! I’m coming. The old hedgehog asked Xueer.
    Xueer: (incredible) Hello! Uncle Zhenzhen, you really let me open my eyes.
    S touch card: Come on! Xiaoqing, why are you grinding?
    u003Cbackstage: oh! I, I, I am afraid of scaring Xueer.
    Xueer: Is it a little green snake? I heard it and said, come out! I’m not afraid. (Zhang Wang) I will be sad if I can’t see you. Come out!
    Xiaoqing: (twisting) Hey! coming. (Dare not look up) Hello, Cher!
    Xueer: Hello, Xiaoqing! (Run forward, I want to have my hands with it, but I am a little timid)
    (Everyone laughed happily, and Cher laughed.)
    Cher: Oh! Today is no longer a person of my coldness. I’m so happy, let’s go! Friends, I invite you to my house.
    u003CEveryone ran to the farmhouse with a laughter.
    “Everyone is so happy to play together. They play and hide, they play acrobatics. Everyone took out their own unique. The laughter and laughter attracted the birds. Many people have joined this happy collective.
    This 9
    u003Cevening. In the living room of Cher. The forest friends who have been lively for a day should go home. Everyone is ready to leave.
    Zhenzhen: The night is coming, everyone should go back. Let Xueer rest early!
    是: Yes! yes! It’s not early.
    Jiajia: (Sleeping eyes can’t fight) Be a good dream, Cher.
    Xiaoqing: Goodbye, Xueer.
    Cher: Goodbye, Xiaoqing!
    Wide and width: See you tomorrow, Cher!
    Cher: See you tomorrow, wide!
    The tenth
    u003Cin the kitchen, I am looking for something to eat. After walking in quietly.
    : (Suddenly) Hey! I said who made it rustling! It turned out to be you!
    (惊: (Shocking, a chicken wings in your hand fell to the ground.) Ah! Did you? good evening. hey-hey! I am going to sleep! The stomach screamed straight, and there was no way to find something to eat.
    : Find to eat? Today is a good day. A good interest for you this time. From tomorrow, let’s put the rules, and then want to be free and hate! Don’t blame me to be polite.
    呃: Uh! We are friends! Why are you …
    : Friends? snort! When God created the world, cats and mice were natural enemies. what! Hahahahaha. (Bottom)
    :: Oh! OMG! It turns out that the beginning of Xueer is my endless end! (Crying) Oh! Disaster, disaster. God! If you really exist, please send compassion to help me! Oh! Kaka cough … (Meng’s head crying)

  2. Humor and funny sketch script: Elementary school students, 3 people perform lines

    Lee: (follow -up, watch around) I came in, is it a home visit or a store visit?

    Old: Oh, teacher, you have culture, why bite the words with our two. Don’t blame me with restlessness. Your teacher did not get the business of our Internet cafe.

    Lee: No matter how poor you can’t educate, you can’t whole baby. Boss, last time I told you the Internet cafe, I do n’t know how to think about?

    Old: 趱? My Internet cafe is 201 meters across your school gate -I have measured it with a tape -not violated the relevant provisions of the Internet cafes “within 200 meters around the school”? Total baby, hey, hey, playing games is the whole baby? You see the Huangdi of my family, people are smart, their academic performance is good, and the game is also played …

    Lee: I know. The words circulated among the students, “East Evil and Western Poison, South Emperor and North Beggar” refers to the four major game masters in our city. “South Emperor” is your home in the south of the city -Huangdi.

    Old: You see, this game is good, the vision must be sharp, his fingers must be numb, your head is clever, and he learns knowledge and exercise ability. My Huangdi played Hahaer’s game, I all know. Haha, my son is also considered a special strength.

    Lee: Not only celebrities, but also famous sayings. He advertised you hard to give you an Internet cafe and said: The spider invites mosquitoes to play, and the mosquito does not go first, and the back spider says: I am on the Internet. The mosquito went. He said that mosquito knows how to go online, do you see the charm of Internet cafes?

    Old: (laughs) smart … haha ​​…

    Li: I know, your family Huangdi is smart.

    Old: that’s of course.

    Lee: I know, your Huangdi has a good grade before.

    Old: that’s of course.

    Lee: I know, your Huangdi has to skip class to play games now.

    Old: that’s of course. Hey, what? Go to play games? Is this true?

    Lee: steamed? Still cooking! He didn’t go in the afternoon in the afternoon, wouldn’t it be good?

    Old: Not good? At noon, I had to play the game at noon, and his heart was not good! I definitely don’t have to do the game quietly! I only agree with him to play the game, but dare not go to class and not go to class! I don’t go back to death!

    Lee: Your yellow emperor has been asked several times for half a day and a half. The classmates reflected that he was going to play the game. Now, his grades have been more than 160 in the year -you must know that he used to be more than a dozen.

    Old: (annoying) Lao Tzu immediately goes to him! See which Internet cafe owner dares to let my Huangdi go in to play the game, I won’t lift his shop!

    Lee: Then … how about you?

    Old: (embarrassing, go to the entrance of the table, do the movement of the curtain door). Let him go back first.

    (Children found that they were going to close, anxious, moved their bodies, kicked the chair, and made a sound)

    Li: Which?

    Old: No one can get it, yes … mouse, oh no, cat …

    Li: Which is it? I consciously point out. Otherwise …

    (Children quit out, stand back to Teacher Li)

    Old: Mr. Li, this is …

    Li: Which school was from? Turn over.

    (Children turned around and lowered their heads)

    Lee: You! (Furious, pick up the feathers from the table and raised up to fight. Children protect their heads and run away.)

    Old: (Urgent stop) Hey! To protect the legitimate rights and interests of women and children! Primary school students are not from your city’s South Middle School. What do you care about so many?

    Lee: You … (Raise up the feathers and hit it on the table again) I have to control it!

    Old: Hey, you have to figure it out, you are a teacher! When you are a teacher, you even hit a student! I want to complain to you! (Raise your legs out)

    Small: (Hold the boss in a hurry) Uncle, don’t! He … he is my aunt.

    Old: (turn back) Your aunt? This … Teacher Li, he … came in by himself. The first time is really the first time. I … I ca n’t recognize … otherwise …

    Lee: (sitting in a chair softly, put down the chicken feathers, and stretched hands tiredly). Nourish or not, the father’s life;

    Small: Aunt …

    Lee: Small amount, the game can only be a spare entertainment, you cannot learn from the abandonment! (Put the child’s red scarf from the forehead and give him a good way.) Aunt believes you. Let’s go home.

    Old: Hey -Teacher Li … I’m sorry. I talk about the words, come, you can make me two tarts.

    Lee: What do you say? Boss, your family Huangdi-

    Old: I must educate well. You don’t fan, I fan it myself.

    Lee: Boss Huang, go, let’s go to your Huangdi?

    Old: (Da Xi) Then … what about it?

    Lee: Baby is more important! Do unto others, do not impose on others! Boss, I hope you can grasp the scale between your father and the boss, and run your Internet cafe legively, affection and reasonablely.

    Old: (very embarrassing) Yes …

    Li: You go to the “one net to play” in the north of the city; “Internet cafes. Then call back and let Huang Di mother go to the “Internet Cafe” in the west of the city. Close the door, go!

    Old, small: (齐) Go!

    three of them.

  3. On this day, the four monks and apprentices came to the foot of a mountain.
    . Tang Seng: Anyone, what is the place here? It’s so much ~~~~~ Good -looking!
    . Goku: Master, has been away from Dongtu Datang for several years. Why are you still like this? Just a stone mountain, what’s good -looking? Say you are a native, and I am afraid that Sister Guanyin will scold me. Just finding a stone on this mountain is better than you! How do you cover everyone like you? We will be a little spell, and even the horse you ride will immediately kick you over. You can ask us in addition to the endlessness, please learn something else!
    . Tang Seng: Damn! I just relaxed casually. You are so mother -in -law, crooked, and Roriro, do you want to mix it?
    . Sand monk: Okay, everyone came out to work for Guanyin Rulai, why bother?
    . Tang Seng: When is your turn to intervene with your brother? In order to pull your fault, I have put on your brother’s golden hoop on your head. Are you here again?
    . Sand monk: OK! I shut up first!
    . Tang Seng: Eight precepts, the teacher should talk about you again. Although you have achieved some effects recently, although the sand monk does not like to argue with others, you can see the portrait of his shoulders … don’t do this.
    . Eight precepts: I am also for everyone! As soon as my old pig is hungry, it is inevitable to let everyone go to fast.
    . Tang Seng: That’s my mistake, so you continue to ride around your brother’s neck.
    . Sand monk:#¥%*@$ “
    . Tang Monk: Goku, let him say this, I am really hungry, just trouble you to take a trip!
    . Goku: It’s me again? Was that is your turn?
    . Tang Seng: Theoretically, I should go to Huazhai, but people have been … not very convenient for these two days …
    . (Collective fainting)
    . Goku: Okay, let me go!
    . Eight precepts: Wait a while, in case of a person, who comes? What to do if you come to rob?
    . Sand monk: Please, look at the bald head of our bald head, beard of beard, what kind of ladylike dare to rob us?
    . Abnormal!
    . Sand monk: Ah? This is also seen by you? Yes, my beard is posted, I think as a man …
    . I mean that pervert will come to rob!
    . Tang Seng: Yeah! Goku, this deserted country, will there be any stuffing, you see …
    . What a troubles! I knew this early, I went to learn from it myself. Fortunately, I have been prepared, see!
    . (Everyone): Ah! It’s a grid! It is the bodyguard brand grid. It consumes less power, is easy to operate, has been adjusted, has high voltage, high safety, and has a dual -use dual -use model. Unique leakage protection device is especially suitable for families with children in the family. His unique folding design It is more convenient to carry, it is a must -have for home tourism! And not expensive! From now on, as long as you call our direct sales free call, our staff will install and debug you for free within 24 hours! A exquisite electric ear digging spoon!
    . Sand monk: Brother, I know, I have a battery!
    . Also!
    . Tang Seng: Wait a while! Goku, you bring the water tank of the sand monk’s back, this time you have more fast rice, and you are a little hungry for the teacher!
    . Goku : I know!
    (At the same time, the white bones in the cave in this mountain are watching TV)
    . Bai Dad: The TV show is really boring, there is nothing to look good all day long. I have n’t seen it after buying it!
    . Bai Son: I will tell you that you should install an antenna. It was originally in the mountains. There was no signal. Of course, only snowflakes were seen.
    . Bai Mom: According to me, it will be more useful at night. As long as the sound is turned off, we can use it to be a table lamp!
    . The sound is loyal!
    . Mother Bai: It is the faucet when your dad has a stool.
    . Bai Dad: Damn! I haven’t eaten people for more than three months, where did I come from? Stool? To be honest, I would like to eat if there was a stool now!
    . Bai Son: Two idiots, did you read the newspaper? “Journey to the West” said that Tang Seng is coming! After eating his meat, you can not only extend your life, live forever, but also relieve cough and phlegm, clear up your throat, and have the opportunity to arrange your throat. We have no reason to miss it!
    . Bai Dad: Golden throat throat? Go out and see first!
    . Bai’s son: However, I heard that Tang Seng has a triad -like community organization. Sun Wukong, the head of the monk, is the Qitian Great Saint who made a big trouble in the building five hundred years ago!
    . Bai Mom: Qi Tian Dasheng? Is it the one in the Xingchi virtual community? I know.
    .
    . Bai’s son: That’s a fake one, you can insert it carefully, be careful of me ~~~~~~~~~ 爆! Eh! There is no way, you burn the water first, let me see first!
    . Dad Bai: Be careful! son!
    . (Bai’s son came to the place where Tang Seng rest …)
    . Bai Son: Good master!
    . Tang Seng: Little Peng friendly, what are you doing alone?
    . Bai’s son: I go home, not far ahead is my house. My parents are so good about meals and wait for me to go home for dinner!
    . Eight precepts: What? Have meals? Master, my brother hasn’t come back for a long time, we just go home with the little guy.
    . Tang Seng: You are too rude, and people do n’t want us to go. You old pig to ask for food with others, you are ashamed!
    . Bai’s son: It doesn’t matter, my family also believes in Buddhism, and my parents will be very happy to go together.
    . Tang Seng: Oh? Do you still have someone else?
    . Bai Son: My family has only three of us.
    . Tang Seng: It is really a couple and a baby, that is, the country comes to the country! Sand monk, you collected the grid well, we did not wait for Goku (at this time Goku just rushed back)
    . Goku: 呔! Eat the old grandson!
    . Tang Seng: Stop! If you hit a kid, I won’t say anything about you, but you should also see it more? You almost hit me!
    . Goku: Sorry! sorry! I hit again. Alas! Eat the old grandson!
    . White son: Ah! (Death on the spot) [Think of: Damn! Too unlucky, what kind of child is the master of the future, why is it me who died first! ]
    . Brother is killed!
    . Sand monk: Huh! Fuss!
    . Tang Seng: Eight precepts, your brother has killed so many creatures along the way, you call it! But Goku, this time you are wrong. I just asked this child just now that a family of three in his family. He is the only child. He is not planning outside the plan. You should not kill him.
    . Goku: Master, where is the one who came from Baili?
    . Tang Seng: Maybe it was camping?
    . Goku: Show your mother!
    . Tang Seng: You dare to scold me!
    . Goku: If it wasn’t for the Guanyin Bodhisattva, I would have to hit you!
    . Tang Seng: ◎ ※ ▲ △ @

  4. A lazy man was washed less, and he was self -cleaning. One night we walked with the township, and the graveyard couldn’t get rid of the ghosts, so he pulled a little bit, and he retreated. The village asked what the magic weapon was, and the lazy person answered: “Stinky socks.”
    The late
    2. One person lives alone in the high -rise, and the noodles are coming in the middle of the night. The next day, Niu Tou Ma Nahai has been here for a long time. People blame: How do you come? Bull head panting: The elevator stopped and climbed upstairs.
    3. A scared me
    The tourists entering the old house in the deep mountains to avoid the rain, and there is a ghost to harm the potential. Human chest: I scared me! Ghost also stabbed my chest: I scared me! People weird: What are you dead? Ghostly go.
    4.
    The death is ugly
    The people to meet ghosts at night. Ghostly look, vomiting.
    5. Bi Xian’s inner urgency
    The people asked Bi Xian for a long time. Ask why late, Answer: I just squatted the latrine.
    6. Nothing to dry
    The corrupt officials and went to Yin Division to sell accounts. The ghost judged that one person followed closely and asked: Who Yang Shou is not here? Answer: The unit accounting is because the official will be empty, leaving nothing to do, come together.
    7. Calculating
    The group ghosts are all smooth, and Meng Po stopped his person to pass the pound. Ghosts doubt: Is there a weight of ghosts? Meng Po replied: This person’s face was very empty, and he always didn’t know the severity. Today he asked him to know how many or two.
    8. Sleeping the head
    One person is seriously ill, the hospital is first aid, and the hospital is extremely tired at night after tossing. Get up early and yelled: Damn, I fell asleep, and forgot to give him an emergency treatment. Nurses wake up: Damn, I slept over and forgot to change him. The family also wakes up: Damn, do n’t change a bit or first aid overnight, how can I live? Just listening to Yinyin Testing the voice: Damn, I slept over my head, forgot to soul!
    9. When entering the country, you must follow the customs
    The literati ghost Naihe Bridge feels that his wife is still on earth: Naihe Bridge is two vast, when the red face repeatedly has this. For thirty years, I have endlessly, and I keep the bridge. The ghost slave was impatient and pushed him to walk quickly. You should say: Naihe Bridge has no old ghosts, and comes here to install green onions.
    10. Knowing Father Mo Ruzi
    Hosting an old man, the filial son invited the monk to be superior, but there was a special command to ask the old man’s soul to Dongtian. Monk: Going to Western genius is a bliss world. Xiaozi replied: The father’s best to twist his thighs in his life, and people say that East he is biased west. Just look at Dong, he went to Xitian as soon as he was.
    11. Yuan Dao
    The survey of the king of Yan, found that the deep mountains had many longevity stars, and asked why the ghost judged why the ecstasy was uneven. Different division of labor
    This horses are upset, and they want to hook the old soul. The old Zhang is afraid of it. Before a few times, the other horse noodles were ecstasy, and Lao Zhang was wronged: Aren’t you letting me Yangshou? Xinma sneered: silly, you were bluffed, it regardless of this …
    14. Forgot half of
    , one person died, but he died of Meng Po soup. Ashamed and angry: teasing my wife’s work so much? Dead: I had to kiss someone before dying. I just forgot who I had to kiss just now. Just you.
    15. Respect the art

    The singer many times, the audience began to satisfy. The only person does not leave, claiming to be ecstasy. Ask why you are suffering, you will always let you sing.
    17. Doctrine

    The lecture on a professor: Human death becomes a butterfly, it is romanticism. Classicalism was invited by horse noodles. Create is realism. Resurrection such as frozen is surreal. Also, can’t you think that I am dead? This is absurdity …
    18. It is accurate

    Mr. Gua Gua (read the sign): You want to send a small fortune today …
    asked Gua I also felt …
    After asking the hexagram, I watched the guest to point Mr. Gua: Just now it was the thief, your wallet was …
    19. Squeeze

    The agent always sells new paintings.
    In a day after drinking, he finally revealed the truth: “Shh … he still painted in the studio, I didn’t tell him that he was dead.”
    20. Cheap goods

    Dead, his son burned two ladies of paper, and it was not good to buy paper cheap.
    Thisy Weng Tuo Meng: “Well, his son, the lady has a skin disease …”
    21. Makeup Dance

    The makeup dance at the end, the guests removed their camouflage as required.
    The “mummy”, please help him to relieve his corpse … Finally, everyone saw a bunch of corpses.
    22. Stupid ghost

    The people are stupid, often they are hit, and they have to be “blind, look at it!”
    The died of a car accident, the soul wandering was no longer blocked, Fang comforted, and was knocked out by a fat ghost.
    “Blind, walk a bit!” The fat ghost scolded.
    23. Yan Wang looked at the file

    Yan Wang was reading the death of the new ghost, watching:

    ……………………
    Well, the cutter is very happy
    ………………
    Dead, did he go to hell?
    ……………………
    ……………… This, this, was cut off 178 knives for 3 hours before dying … God, this bad egg encountered behavior artist!
    24. The condition is limited
    The friends watching “Midnight Bell” on the computer. Outsiders asked: The computer effect is poor, why not use VCD?
    : You don’t know, the computer screen is small, Sadako can’t climb out …
    25. Good location

    My father’s soul went to Shanghai “
    This head and horse noodle weird:” Thousands of miles, why do you work hard? ” n26. 4 ghosts and old ghosts

    Big ghosts: Tonight we scare people, call, quack, sparse.
    Is ghosts: Why can’t you live with people?
    Old ghosts: Don’t care about him, the guy died in personality division.

    Big ghosts: The scary plan tonight is unsuccessful.
    Is: You are all you, scare people and do n’t pick a place. Why do you go to the blind massage home …

    Old ghosts: Little ghost, what about the paper money burned in your house a few days ago?
    Izen ghosts: I have invested in partnership with the ghost.
    Old ghost: Did you make it?
    Is: ………….. This fool, the ghost has no feet, but it has to open the shoe shop!

    The ghost: I have won the lottery, you can go to heaven for five days!
    Big ghosts: Fools, the angel must tell you when you are, heaven is renovating.

  5. Humor and funny sketch script: Elementary school students, 3 people perform lines

    Lee: (follow -up, watch around) I came in, is it a home visit or a store visit?

    Old: Oh, teacher, you have culture, why bite the words with our two. Don’t blame me with restlessness. Your teacher did not get the business of our Internet cafe.

    Lee: No matter how poor you can’t educate, you can’t whole baby. Boss, last time I told you the Internet cafe, I do n’t know how to think about?

    Old: 趱? My Internet cafe is 201 meters across your school gate -I have measured it with a tape -not violated the relevant provisions of the Internet cafes “within 200 meters around the school”? Total baby, hey, hey, playing games is the whole baby? You see the Huangdi of my family, people are smart, their academic performance is good, and the game is also played …

    Lee: I know. The words circulated among the students, “East Evil and Western Poison, South Emperor and North Beggar” refers to the four major game masters in our city. “South Emperor” is your home in the south of the city -Huangdi.

    Old: You see, this game is good, the vision must be sharp, his fingers must be numb, your head is clever, and he learns knowledge and exercise ability. My Huangdi played Hahaer’s game, I all know. Haha, my son is also considered a special strength.

    Lee: Not only celebrities, but also famous sayings. He advertised you hard to give you an Internet cafe and said: The spider invites mosquitoes to play, and the mosquito does not go first, and the back spider says: I am on the Internet. The mosquito went. He said that mosquito knows how to go online, do you see the charm of Internet cafes?

    Old: (laughs) smart … haha ​​…

    Li: I know, your family Huangdi is smart.

    Old: that’s of course.

    Lee: I know, your Huangdi has a good grade before.

    Old: that’s of course.

    Lee: I know, your Huangdi has to skip class to play games now.

    Old: that’s of course. Hey, what? Go to play games? Is this true?

    Lee: steamed? Still cooking! He didn’t go in the afternoon in the afternoon, wouldn’t it be good?

    Old: Not good? At noon, I had to play the game at noon, and his heart was not good! I definitely don’t have to do the game quietly! I only agree with him to play the game, but dare not go to class and not go to class! I don’t go back to death!

    Lee: Your yellow emperor has been asked several times for half a day and a half. The classmates reflected that he was going to play the game. Now, his grades have been more than 160 in the year -you must know that he used to be more than a dozen.

    Old: (annoying) Lao Tzu immediately goes to him! See which Internet cafe owner dares to let my Huangdi go in to play the game, I won’t lift his shop!

    Lee: Then … how about you?

    Old: (embarrassing, go to the entrance of the table, do the movement of the curtain door). Let him go back first.

    (Children found that they were going to close, anxious, moved their bodies, kicked the chair, and made a sound)

    Li: Which?

    Old: No one can get it, yes … mouse, oh no, cat …

    Li: Which is it? I consciously point out. Otherwise …

    (Children quit out, stand back to Teacher Li)

    Old: Mr. Li, this is …

    Li: Which school was from? Turn over.

    (Children turned around and lowered their heads)

    Lee: You! (Furious, pick up the feathers from the table and raised up to fight. Children protect their heads and run away.)

    Old: (Urgent stop) Hey! To protect the legitimate rights and interests of women and children! Primary school students are not from your city’s South Middle School. What do you care about so many?

    Lee: You … (Raise up the feathers and hit it on the table again) I have to control it!

    Old: Hey, you have to figure it out, you are a teacher! When you are a teacher, you even hit a student! I want to complain to you! (Raise your legs out)

    Small: (Hold the boss in a hurry) Uncle, don’t! He … he is my aunt.

    Old: (turn back) Your aunt? This … Teacher Li, he … came in by himself. The first time is really the first time. I … I ca n’t recognize … otherwise …

    Lee: (sitting in a chair softly, put down the chicken feathers, and stretched hands tiredly). Nourish or not, the father’s life;

    Small: Aunt …

    Lee: Small amount, the game can only be a spare entertainment, you cannot learn from the abandonment! (Put the child’s red scarf from the forehead and give him a good way.) Aunt believes you. Let’s go home.

    Old: Hey -Teacher Li … I’m sorry. I talk about the words, come, you can make me two tarts.

    Lee: What do you say? Boss, your family Huangdi-

    Old: I must educate well. You don’t fan, I fan it myself.

    Lee: Boss Huang, go, let’s go to your Huangdi?

    Old: (Da Xi) Then … what about it?

    Lee: Baby is more important! Do unto others, do not impose on others! Boss, I hope you can grasp the scale between your father and the boss, and run your Internet cafe legively, affection and reasonablely.

    Old: (very embarrassing) Yes …

    Li: You go to the “one net to play” in the north of the city; “Internet cafes. Then call back and let Huang Di mother go to the “Internet Cafe” in the west of the city. Close the door, go!

    Old, small: (齐) Go!

    three of them.
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